AWOLer Steals Humvee, Runs Outta Gas

First, I have no respect for soldiers who go AWOL. There's no reason for it, and there's no way that you can get away with it!

Well, Army Private Sean Johnson went AWOL from Ft. Stewart, Georgia, last week. He was arrested on Monday after the Army Humvee that he allegedly stole, ran out of gas.

We're dealing with a bright puppy, here! How did he ever make it to the rank of Private?

Well, Sean is in the Volusia County (FL) Jail, facing Grand Theft Auto charges. Also, the Army may want to talk with him about this AWOL thing.

This reminds me of a guy I knew during AIT at Ft Dix, NJ in the '70s. Before joining the Army he used to like to get drunk and steal police cars.
The judge gave him a choice - it was either the Army or Jail.