John Mayer, Shut Up!

John Mayer is being interviewed by Playboy Magazine for their March edition. Excerpts are all over the Internet. Basically, Mayer comes off as the low life gavone that we have always suspected him of being. There's his use of the "N" word. (Racism is not attractive.) His "Kiss & Tell" mentality when speaking of Jessica Simpson and of course, there's the bizarre reasoning that he comes up with for his split from Jennifer Aniston.

Real men don't talk publicly about private intimate encounters. I learned this a long, long time ago. John, we're all happy for you that you have the ability to attract pretty women. This ability will probably remain with you for a few years. You may notice, however, that your conquests' IQ figures will be dropping real quick...real soon.