Cain Withdraws

Herman Cain announced today that he is suspending his campaign for the U.S. Presidency.

 What can we learn from this?

 If you have a zipper problem, you shouldn't run for public office? Probably. The thing that surprises me the most is not Cain's indiscretions, but that his latest girlfriend was so willing to sing out and nail him to the wall! Could it be that he made promises to her that he could not or would not keep? Anyway, he got caught and we were reminded daily that he got caught cheating on his wife and that he was trying to lie his way out of it.

I'm glad that he's gone. If he was so politically smart and had such wonderful leadership skills, how could he be dumb enough to ruin his life over a little...or several little...or a great many little "rolls in the hay?"

 Is it too late for Saturday Night Live to parody Cain in a Viagra commercial?