McDonald's Wings Didn't Fly

They were labeled "Spicy, Bold, Delicious."  They didn't fly. The Wall Street Journal says that McDonald's still has 20% of their Mighty Wings inventory in frozen storage. That's 10 million pounds!

The reason for the flop? Too spicy, and they had bones!

General Tom has the solution. They can liquidate their inventory overnight and get positive exposure that money can't buy. Give them to a non profit food bank, the Salvation Army or anyone who is set up to take them. McDonald's gets a tax write off and we get that warm fuzzy feeling as we pick up a bag of Big Macs at the drive thru!