Headline: VP Cheney Involved In Hunting Accident. This is no longer news, but I'd still rather hunt with Dick Cheney than go riding with Ted Kennedy!
Headline: Pammy's No Chicken! Pamala Anderson's no chicken, if she were a chicken, she'd have a bone to pick with the colonel. She doesn't like the way the company treats their chickens. She's boycotting the Kentucky Derby since one of its sponsors is the parent company of KFC.
Headline: Sammy Sosa Is Retiring From Baseball Why? He's just 6 home runs short of 600 in his career. Baseball been veddy good to him.
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