Celebrity Justice!

"Justice"

Lindsay Lohan pleads her case and gets one day in jail for two counts of drunk driving and cocaine possession.


The moderately pregnant (Isn't love beautiful?) Nicole Ritchie gets four days and is released in less than 90 minutes due to jail overcrowding.


I can feel a "Law & Order episode in the near future based on these rulings. Loosely based, of course, in the meantime:

That'll teach 'em!