I received the following e-mail this morning. If you have the time, please read it. Following the e-mail is my response!
FROM THE DESK OF DR.ADEBAYO RICHARD
UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION COMMISSION
INTERNATIONAL OPERATION DEPT
VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Attn,
This is to inform you of your long overdue outstanding payment with the United Nation Compensation Commission (UNCC),which was created in 1991 as a subsidiary organ of the UN Security Council.Its mandate is to process claims and pay compensation for losses and damages suffered as a direct result of Internet Fraud.The UNCC in conjunction with the Obama Campaign on the 12th of October 2008 organized a confederation meeting which ended 2 weeks later, with the Secretary General to the UNITED NATIONS.This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003 by the then secretary to the UN.
You can view this page for your perusal ( www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm).
However, your name came first from our Central Computer among the list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your information’s through this email contact for immediate confirmation. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$27,000,000 million (Twenty Seven Million United State Dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago.
We received an email from one Mr. MORRIS LINT, who told us that you are dead and he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident four months back.That is why we contact you before any release of funds can be paid to him. He has also submitted his account information’s to the Accounting office department of our Bank for Immediate transfer of the fund to him as your inheritor.
Regarding our investigations and the Nigerian Police Force (N.P.F) in conjunction with the Economic Financial Crime Commission (E.F.C.C) we are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our records before we can make the transfer into his(MORRIS LINT'S) account and for us to conclude with confirmation if you are dead or not.
Please, confirm response immediately through the e-mail below with proof, before our action release of the outstanding payment against your name listed out. Upon this, I request you send your full personal information as soon as possible to enable this department finalize the transfer of the fund release to your nominated foreign Bank Account.
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This E-Mail is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law.
Once again, I apologize to you on behalf of International Monetary fund Agency towards this contact and proper confirmation required urgently from you if alive.
Get back to me immediately.
Yours Sincerely,
DR.ADEBAYO RICHARD
Phone: +2347067831462
E-Mail: ccommitteeonforeignpayment@yahoo.co.nz
My response:
Dr. Richard:
Thank you for your concern and for your offer, however, Morris was right! I am dead. Not 4 months ago in a car accident, but, this past Labor Day weekend when I caught an E-mail virus. I died within days. It was a slow and painful death. BTW, don't trust that Morris fella! He's crooked and lazy. He should be a politician! Getting back to my situation, I am dead. I've spoken to God. We went to a football game, last week. God enjoys hot dogs and beer and is a huge football fan. He doesn't care much for the team owners or agents or players' reps. He said something about having a special "place" for them? He also mentioned that he has a special "place" for international spammers. I'm not sure what he meant by that.
Anyway, being deceased, I have no need for the money. Perhaps you can give my portion of the money to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson so they can buy a portion of the St. Louis Rams!
Gotta go, Saint Gabriel needs some help with his blog......
Sincerely,
General Tom
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