This is some timely investment advice from your favorite General. This advice may not be right for everyone - you may want to consult your broker.(...)
If you purchased $1,000 of shares one year ago in:
-Delta Airlines, you would have $49.00 today.
-AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
-Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all of it, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00!
Based on the above, the best investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Program.
A recent study found that Americans walk about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of adult beverages per year.
This means that, on average, Americans get 41 miles to the gallon!
It's great to be an American!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares one year ago in:
-Delta Airlines, you would have $49.00 today.
-AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
-Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all of it, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00!
Based on the above, the best investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Program.
A recent study found that Americans walk about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of adult beverages per year.
This means that, on average, Americans get 41 miles to the gallon!
It's great to be an American!
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