Investment Advice


Chances are that if you are looking for investment advice on a blog like this one - you're already in trouble.

I received this tidbit, this morning, via e-mail:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm using this on air. Send more.

Big Bad John