Fantasy Football Fighter Arrested

Michael All

This is a local story.

There's a 40 year old guy in West Terre Haute who plays Fantasy Football. He got a little tipsy and beat the crap out of his 66 year old father and got arrested.

Michael All is charged with Battery Resulting In Serious Bodily Injury. Police say that he caused a broken nose, eyesockets and several cuts and bruises to his own father. The dispute was over a payout in fantasy football.

All is scheduled to return to court on Thursday. If convicted, he faces 2-8 years in prison...where his fantasies will have nothing to do with football!

I can't wail until The Onion hears about this one!

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