Tonight's the night for the $500 Million Powerball drawing. I HAVE MY TICKET!
No, I didn't get a quick pick, I selected my numbers carefully. I didn't do this because I'm cheap...which I am...I did this after visiting a few web sites which tell you how to maximize your chances of winning.
If I win? Sure, I'll buy a couple of new cars and I'll never have to touch a lawnmower again! I'll keep my job, hire a few assistants and shorten my hours to five hours a day with a three hour lunch break with three and four day weekends...you know...stuff like that.
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