Bathroom Tissue Issue At Texas Christian University

There's a problem in the dorms at Texas Christian University. It's the, ahem, toilet paper. It's one ply. The kids want better. The student government passed a resolution asking administrators for a campus-wide change. Administrators basically agrees. Problem solved!  To me, this is an amazing story. While one ply is cheaper than two, more one ply is used "per session" due to the "doubling up technique." This usually makes one ply more costly than two ply.

Also troubling is that TCU students are apparently not familiar with the "doubling-up technique."

This seems like a good place to stop writing about this..