Bad Joke of the Day

Many of you know that I work at a radio station. Well, the morning show guy is going on vacation and for the next week, I'll be doing the morning show. One of my duties is to come up with "The Bad Joke of the Day."

Here's one that I can't use on the radio:

How do you catch a polar bear? 
You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around the hole. 
When the bear takes a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

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