Man Shoots TV Over Palin's Dancing

Steven Cowan of rural Vermont, Wisconsin doesn't think that Bristol Palin should continue as a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. Much of the country agrees, but Cowan took matters into his own hands, sort of. He went out and got his shotgun and killed his TV. He then turned the gun on his wife. He ordered her to go and get his pistols. She left and called police. After an all night standoff with the local SWAT team, Cowan was arrested and charged with second degree reckless endangerment. His bail was set at $1,500.

Cowan's wife, Janice Cowan, told investigators that her husband suffers from bipolar disorder and had threatened her life in the past. She told officers that about 15 years ago her husband had threatened her with a machete when he couldn't find some ammunition and has threatened to shoot one of their cows.

Moral of this story, boys and girls: People with mental problems should not own shotguns...AND...Bristol Palin is a ratings "draw." Producers will keep her on the show for as long as possible.

Bristol Modest on DWTS

Bristol Palin has insisted that her costumes on "Dancing With The Stars" be the most modest on the show.
Pictured here is a publicity photo.
Modest? Probably.
Bristol Palin, a star? Definitely not!

Bristol Palin

If you're a democrat, it's a sitcom. If you're a republican, it's a soap opera. If you're General Tom, it just another wealthy dysfunctional family. Mommy gets elected governor and is chosen to run as VP on a doomed ticket, daddy's a local businessman and oldest daughter get's pregnant at 17. How do you fix this? Oh, she's going to marry the baby's father!
I don't preach on this blog. But, I'm thinking back to the time when I dated 17 year old girls. The ones I dated, uh, how shall I put this, well they kept their knees together. It was how they were brought up. It was a reflection on their character and on their parent's loving upbringing. This did not make me feel frustrated. You see, there was baseball, track and other interests to use up my youthful energy. Who's the boyfriend? He's Levi Johnston, 18 and a real treat. Here's a quote form his MYSPACE page, “I’m a f*ckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f*ckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.” Status: “In a relationship.” Children: “I don’t want kids.”

This post is not meant to make a big deal out of Bristol Palin's pregnancy. Actually, it could help her mother's campaign! Sure - it proves that republicans have sex, too!