Got My Powerball

Tonight's the night for the $500 Million Powerball drawing.

I HAVE MY TICKET!

No, I didn't get a quick pick, I selected my numbers carefully. I didn't do this because I'm cheap...which I am...I did this after visiting a few web sites which tell you how to maximize your chances of winning.

If I win? Sure, I'll buy a couple of new cars and I'll never have to touch a lawnmower again!  I'll keep my job, hire a few assistants and shorten my hours to five hours a day with a three hour lunch break with three and four day weekends...you know...stuff like that.

Powerball Jackpot Ticket Bought In Adult Bookstore

Somebody who bought a Powerball Ticket at the Uptown Bookstore in Highland, Michigan is the winner of the $128.6 million Powerball jackpot!

The Uptown Bookstore sells, uh, XXX rated stuff, you know, porn or erotic things. I never knew that you could buy a lottery ticket at one of these places. Well, I guess you can.

When your net worth zooms to $128.6 million, frequenting an Adult Bookstore is nothing to cause raised eyebrows. With all of that money, you become "eccentric," and everybody's best friend!